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Mystery Of The Frosty Blueberry, Part 1
10/10/2003

Nothings To Fill Your Day

Have you run out of stupid links to mindlessly forward to your friends? Are you feeling deprived of silly “What X Are You?” online questionnaires? May I suggest What Is Your Battle Cry? Note: it’s not strictly PG. It’s also probably already made its rounds though various blogs and such, but it amused me.

Lo! Who is that, stalking through the mini-mall parking lot! It is Once Upon A Table, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a booming grunt, its voice cometh:

“I’m going to bludgeon you until you’re translucent, and sever every head in sight!!”

Capitalization changes the results, so feel free to experiment until you like the results or it surpasses your stupidity threshold.

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